In the Season 2 finale, The krewe conjures up the spirit of the Mecca of partying – New Orleans, pouring spirits and bringing out some recipes straight from the French Quarter. From masks to the setting, Spatchcock Funk brings out the ghosts and their top shelf game.
Crossfire Hurricane
Char-Grilled Oysters
Six Wing Jambalaya
Beignets
Yields: 25 cocktails
Prep Time: 10 minutes
For us, one of the classic New Orleans drinks is the mighty hurricane, so named because it can lay devastation to any party if it’s mishandled. Popularized in the French Quarter at the iconic Pat O’Briens, our version uses two rums and passion fruit juice to make a drink that tastes too good for how dangerous it can be. Just sweet enough, and a blush color that makes us blush a little bit, too. Easy to make, and easy to drink, this cocktail will make it easy to put yourself back in the Big Easy no matter where you’re sippin’. Have a drink and step up to the ball.
Ingredients:
Ingredients for Simple Syrup
Directions for Each Drink:
Directions for Simple Syrup
Yields: 9 servings of 2 oysters
Prep Time: 20 minutes
Easily one of our favorite things to eat on this Earth and our favorite thing to cook? Char-grilled oysters. We get that buttery, cheesy goodness mixed with some fresh oysters and grilled to bubbly perfection. It quicks pretty quickly, and they disappear even faster when you serve ‘em up, too. The key ingredients are fresh oysters and really good olive oil, and get that good shaved parm and you got yourself the fixin’s to fix up a truly special yet simple bite. Possibly the granddaddy of all appetizers, it’s one of the reasons we fell in love with that food scene in New Orleans, and you will too. Fire up the grill and fire up your palette, because this is something you and whoever you treat are going to remember forever.
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Directions:
Yields: 15 servings
Total time: 90 minutes
On one of our missions to New Orleans, we really learned to make a killer jambalaya. We love the history of the dish - the version we heard was kind of a middle-finger to the slave masters, which we can get on board with. Rebelling for a good cause and awesome food? Sign Spatchcock Funk up every single time. In our version, the rice by itself is so good you can eat it that way too, and makes a killer side for other dishes if ya need it. This dish is like the city it hails from – a beautiful mash up of different cultures, flavors and styles that just crash together beautifully. Ours is more Cajun than Creole. We call it 6-wing because the proteins we use are from a turkey, a duck and a chicken (2 wings per bird, totaling 6 wings, baby), but you can use whatever you want. We went this way to satisfy an incredible woman who wanted jambalaya but didn’t want any beef or pork, and this delivers.
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Directions:
Yields: 40 mini-donuts
Prep Time: 30 minutes (2 hours to overnight rest period)
From Cafe Dumond to the rest of the world, the beignet is something that we cannot get enough of. As a donut for breakfast? Check. As a bread for making sandwiches? Yup, we’ve done that at a tailgate with our late, great friend, the one and only DJ Pastry Paul (at a Syracuse/LSU battle, we might add). It also makes an incredible dessert, and you can just dust it with confectioners’ sugar, or drizzle some chocolate on it, but we like to go a little extra with some hot fudge and peanut butter to get it right, ya’ll. Pillowly, light and downright perfect, you might not find yourself a better dessert to round out a party like these. Great for talkin’ over and spillin’ the tea, and having tea, coffee or rum with, too.
Ingredients:
Directions:
In a medium-size bowl, add the warm water, sugar, and yeast and whisk ‘em good, set
aside for about 10 minutes, or until the mixture has bubbled up and become foamy
(might take a few minutes longer than that)
In the bowl of a stand mixer with the paddle attachment, beat the eggs until smooth
Beat in the vanilla and evaporated milk
Beat in half (3.5 C) of the flour until smooth
Turn the mixer to low speed and slowly pour in the yeast mixture (careful here – this
mixture can splash up); beat until smooth
Add in the butter and beat it in until all mixed
Beat in the remaining 3 and 1/2 cups of flour and salt, for at least 2 minutes
Cover the bowl tightly with plastic wrap and throw it in the fridge for at least 2 hours, or
up to 24 hours
In a big pot, heat the oil up to 360
Roll the dough out into ¼” thick rectangles, and cut the dough into 2 ½” squares
Fry ‘em up in batches until they puff up, golden brown
Melt the peanut butter in the microwave (and the hot fudge if needed, so it can drizzle)
Dust with powdered sugar
Drizzle with peanut butter and chocolate sauce
Take a bite of a delicious pillow of love
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